Let Us Forestall The Introductions...

I have finally returned from my brief sojourn. No, I did not go anywhere. Instead, I receded within the deep recesses of my mind and, probably experiencing a mild case of insanity, neglected my blog. Please do not accuse me of dereliction of my duty, although the time I spent away from my blog was, indeed, a mixture of laziness and moderate work. Anyway, I am back and ready to end this rather histrionic introduction.

Everyone is, at one time or another, confronted with an awkward situation. However, these situations are almost always accentuated in there severity when directed towards a political figurehead or his or her child. For Chelsea Clinton, this is simply a factor of her multi-faceted life.

Again, while campaigning in North Carolina, Clinton was confronted with another question concerning her father's prominent affair.

The student noted that "the scandal was the public's business since the affair occurred when her father was President of the United States.

Clinton responded, "It's none of your business...That is something that is personal to my family. I'm sure there are things that are personal to your family that you don't think are anyone else's business either."

Whatever the situation, familial bonds are often assaulted by political misdeeds.

Whether or not it is Michelle Obama or Chelsea Clinton, as the election of 2008 continues to evolve, even the most distant relative is not safe from the barrage of political arrows.

Let us hope that it does not turn out to be a Pyrrhic victory for either of the two.

Enjoy!

-JCarmel

Morale In Mississippi

Barack Obama has recently won the Mississippi primary.

This is the last primary until April 22nd.

As Election Day approaches, both candidates will have to fight tooth and nail for every territory gained and every primary captured. Enjoy.

-JCarmel

The Fight for Philly

After Barack Obama's victory in the Wyoming primary, Hillary Clinton has garnered a rejuvenated vigor in the fight for Philadelphia.  

Despite Obama's auspicious lead, Philadelphia's "newly installed mayor, Michael Nutter, is not wavering in his support of Hillarly Clinton." According to Nutter, "the notion that somehow there is a monolithic black vote is just a myth." Nutter will continue to endorse Clinton, even as Obama clinches popularity within the state. Perhaps this ally, who endorsed Clinton in December, will contribute to growing momentum in her favor. 

"On April 22nd, Pennsylvania will apportion 158 delegates, the biggest remaining prize, among candidates based on their relative support." As that day approaches, both of the candidates will undoubtedly attempt to further support for their campaigns. Enjoy!

-JCarmel

All The King's Women

Breaking News: I realize that this is not directly related to the election of 2008. However, this staggering new occurrence is worth noting and may affect the election in the future.

Governor Eliot Spitzer of New York  revealed today that he has been unambiguously linked to a prostitution ring.  The governor allegedly told his administrators of the news early this morning.

He said, "I have acted in a way that violates my obligation to my family...I must now dedicate my time to regain the trust of my family... I failed to live up to the standard I expected of myself." Governor Spitzer continued by apologizing not only to his family, but to the public as well.

The prostitution ring is allegedly called The Emperor's Club. In short, it provides women for wealthy men. Govenor Spitzer was apparently caught either calling or text messaging a woman. The governor, who was in Washington at the time, had asked this woman to meet him at a specific hotel. 

Spitzer has yet to resign. In the brief statement he gave to the public, he noted that he would "report back later." Next to him stood his wife, her eyes cast downward, her golden-brown hair tarnished under the pale light. Spitzer has been married for over 25 years and has 3 children.

Governor Spitzer made ethics a bulwark of his campaign, advocating  "squeaky clean, free of corruption legislations." Only the future will reveal what full effect this hypocritical movement will have. As of now, many citizens believe that he must,ultimately, resign.

I will update you further as more information becomes available. To Silda Wall Spitzer and her children, I am sorry. Good luck in the coming days.

-JCarmel

Three's Company

Of course Barack Obama has the loyalty and loving support of his wife, Michelle. Of course he carries the internal strength to sustain his campaign. Of course these two elements affect his eloquence and stability in the political arena. However, Obama now has a new asset in the fight for the presidency. His grandma.

As http://www.cbs46.com put it, "American shock jocks, dirty tricks masterminds and political bloggers: Beware the wrath of an 86-year-old Kenyan villager."

Sarah Obama, Barack Obama's grandmother, has recently defended her grandson from the barrage of recent attacks directed his way. On the questioning of his patriotism and the picture released depicting him dressed in the native garb of another country, Sarah Obama had this to say:

'"Untruths are told that don't have anything to do with what Barack is about,” she said in the local Luo language, her gray hair smoothed neatly under a headwrap.' "I am very against it."

Who knew that, as a political blogger, I could actually become a causality of the election of 2008?

However, Sarah Obama deserves praise. In a political world where familial ties are often strained or distant, even from Kenya she maintains a strong bond with her grandson.

Enjoy.

-JCarmel

"Whether It is with Pistol or Tomahawk...."

This week in politics has proven eventful.

After the recent Democratic debate, in which Hillary went on the offensive in order to accentuate support for her campaign, the primaries of Texas, Ohio, Vermont, and Rhode Island were swift in coming. These primaries were particularly important insofar that they dominated the survival of the often moribund, or so it was portrayed by many, Clinton campaign. However, Hillary proved that "whether it was with pistol or tomahawk," verbal slurs or eloquent speeches; she was not going down without a fight. Instead, Clinton blasted her way through the primaries. Subsequently she won Ohio, Rhode Island, and Texas. Although not a major blow to the Obama campaign, it was enough to reaffirm Hillary's candidacy within the polls.

My only question? What do you have to say to that Tim Russert? After the "analysts" concluded that Hillary had lost the debate in Ohio, it was commonly maintained that she would consequently lose the state. Unfortunately, the political arena is not that predictable. Instead, we have a skirmish for the presidency that will continue to be difficult. Each new mile gained will have to be earned through political prowess and eloquence. Good luck to both candidates.

However, John McCain will not have to use his tomahawk to hack through the tangled web of Republican candidates. Instead, McCain was awarded the nomination on Tuesday. Farewell to Mike Huckabee, who ran a colorful and eccentric campaign.

Who do you think will oppose McCain for the presidency? Comment with your answers! Enjoy.

-JCarmel

In case you have not noticed, the date is wrong. I am sorry to disappoint everyone but no, I am not clairvoyant.

It is suppose to read March 6th, 2008. That is what I get for attempting to post a draft.

And The Winner Is...

If one person deserved an Oscar last night, for humorous montages and witty repartees, it was Jon Stewart. The popular host of the "Daily Show" engaged the audience with all of his comedic accoutrements. However, Stewart, as was to be expected, did not focus solely on the writer's strike or verbal caricatures of certain celebrities. Instead, a majority of his jokes were directed toward the election of 2008. What did Stewart say?

His most humorous comedic provision was directed toward Hillary Clinton. On referencing the movie "Away From Her", whose main character suffers from Alzheimer's and subsequently forgets her husband, Stewart stated that Clinton hailed the movie as "the feel good movie of the year." This obvious jab at Bill Clinton had the crowd of celebrities engulfed in laughter.

Likewise, Stewart found an interesting way to incorporate both politics and cinematography. He said, "usually when a woman or black man is president, an astroid is about to hit the Statue of Liberty." When reflecting on all of the apocalyptic movies ever crafted, one can only laugh at Stewart's humor and clarity.

Clinton was not the only one cornered by Stewart's antics. He referenced John McCain's age when he stated, "Oscar is celebrating his 80th birthday, which automatically makes him the frontrunner for the Republican nomination." 

Why were Jon Stewart's jokes so crucial to the election of 2008? Well, they presented an entirely new perspective- humor. One must look at each candidate, not only for their political viewpoints, but for their sense of humor. We may be able to laugh at them, but can they laugh at themselves? Thank you Jon Stewart for your comedic anecdotes and political jesting, it was very relieving in this political charged arena. Enjoy.

-JCarmel